I'm really busy over the next couple of days doing important work for a wedding (and by important work I mean I got tricked into helping put up the decorations --Editor) so I'm going to do what I do best and throw bad jokes at you instead.
Every week I'll post up some of the funny shit I hear around the hospital and med school in a Heard Around The Hospital post.
When I got into Cambridge, I made an open application and was selected by Jesus College. With medical students being famous as they are for making bad jokes, this means I would hear all sorts of crappy punchlines:
"You have a friend in Jesus."
"Jesus chose me!" -- from a student who got pooled into Jesus College
"Jesus is coming, look busy!" -- from rowers when they saw the Jesus College rowing team down the river
And my personal favourite, after 1pm lectures, this guy would stand up and loudly proclaim, "Friends, let us return to Jesus - for lunch."
Holy crap, indeed.