Medical Student: We have our final exams next month! Do you have any last-minute advice for us? Anything you wish you could tell yourself just before you sat YOUR final exams?
Me: ...Sure. Gather round and come close, because I'm going to give you the best advice anyone will ever give you throughout your careers, and possibly your lives.
The students all gather together around me, their eager faces full of hope, their hungry eyes staring wide at me.
I lean forward and whisper softly, just loud enough for them to hear over the noise of the ward:
"Go to business school instead."