Donald Trump Arrives In Cambridge

People sometimes say that being a medical student predisposes one to brain damage. That we work so hard, and operate under so much stress, that somewhere up in our heads things sometimes get so hot that a few neurons decide to take a vacation, pack their bags and head down Spinal Cord Valley to get a well-earned rest in the tropics of Gluteus Maximasia. I disagree, however. I think we students at Cambridge may get a little weird sometimes, and do things to amuse ourselves, but on the whole our quirks are well within normalcy. The last time we medics were down at the local park dancing naked around a bonfire of labcoats, we didn't even get reprimanded by the police. (We didn't even get visits from Mental Health Services in the morning this time. Probably because Patsy's closed them down, but still. --Editor)

And so it is that, in my latest brilliant gimmick to waste time and procrastinate, I've decided to take a cue from HospitalPhoenix's Nurse Quacktitioner Adventures and create my own tribute to the former blogger. With HospitalPhoenix's blessings (and a good solid eBay account) I proudly introduce: The Adventures Of Donald Trump.

This not only allows me to give my views regarding the new season of The Apprentice in the US, but also allows m--uh, Donald to give economic views regarding the NHS. (I can hear Wat Tyler cocking his gun and buying a train ticket to Cambridge. --Editor) And of course, pay tribute to good ol' HospitalPhoenix.

The Trump helicopter arrives in Jesus College

Stay tuned for Mr Trump's review of the first episode of The Apprentice that aired last Sunday. The next episode airs tomorrow.

And of course, if you're walking around Cambridge and see a medic trying to snap a picture of some oddity with a Donald Trump action figure perched somewhere in the picture, keep walking. Everything's normal.