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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Love Is In The Air

Jagshemash! Today I have big announcement to make. You remember my last post about being stalked in Cambridge by fellow bloggers Little Medic and MissBliss. (Actually they is after my pubis but I cannot tell you that. Kazakhstani pubis very valuable. --Editorsky) They now have big news to tell world -- THEY IS GETTING ENGAGED! Yes, Little Medic came to Cambridge, and on romantic bridge, he get down on one knee, and he buy his wife. Here I am with happy couple:

(Why you think he call himself Little Medic?)

I very happy for them! In fact I left comment at Little Medic's blog, offering them wedding present:
Wa-wa-wee-wa! I knew it! I suspected as much! You be very happy! You come stay my house in Kazakhstan, I give you free donkey-ride around my village! We tie 'Just Engaged' notice to back of your ass*!

Heh. CONGRATS!

*the donkey, not your backside. Please do not be perverteds.
I was planning to give them free ride around village, like in my picture here. Kazakhstani women very strong on plough, and after pubis harvest, many of them work part-time to pull wedding carriages. Is very suitable for newlyweds!

You go to Little Medic's blog and wish him congrats, and for full story and gossip you go to his fiancee's blog.