Monday, June 11, 2012

I'll Be Right Back (Again)




Yes folks, your prayers are answered! I AM NOT DEAD! (What's that you say? That's not what you prayed for? Well then if you DID think I was dead, why are you in the middle of celebrati-- *gets it* OHHHHH. Shaddap. --Editor)

Posts have been slow here, because I'm in the middle of preparing for a really big interview really soon. but I've queued up posts on my Facebook and Twitter feeds for the next 2 days. Some of my new material is actually funny (shocking right. --Ed.) and has gotten me more than the 2 likes I make my mom and my best friend put on all my posts! (Only kidding. My mom doesn't have Facebook. --Ed.)

So! For your usual dose of seizure-inducing Angry Medic humour, do go to my Facebook page or follow me on Twitter at @theangrymedic - I'm fast approaching 500 followers, and I promise I'll make you laugh. No really. Look at the jokes I came up with recently all by myself:


(Okay so I lied, I didn't come up with all that myself. I had a couple of extremely irritating patients who helped me out. --Ed.)

Have a couple of thought-provoking posts lined up so stick around. I'll be back Thursday - try not to miss me! (Oh who am I kidding, nobody misses me except my dog. And then only because she won't get her favourite dog biscuits without me around. She's such an ungrateful bitch. AHAHA see what I did there? Yes? No? Hi mom! --Editor)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

what? you had a fantastic debate going on oxbridge elitism. Why not continue with that then give us more of these juvenile second hand "jokes"

As a supposed Cambridge Doctor you really should know more surgery then to think that patients lose an inch down there after a circumcision. If the patient did, then the surgeon unfortunately took off more than just their foreskin.

dr wannabe said...

Jesus, Angry, ur trolls are getting more and more transparent. Fucker above is obviously looking for a reaction, don't give him one

Anonymous said...

Forgive me but I am starting to get really annoyed with these anonymous "trolls" who seem to know everything right and wrong with this universe. If you call them "second hand jokes". Then you must have seen them firt hand on his Facebook or Twitter like I did. If you hate him so much why not just unfollow? Go back to your miserable life.

Anonymous said...

To be fair to anonymous number 1. I'm a little frustrated by how low brow the medical jokes have been on this blog recently.

I would expect a doctor to do better than circumcision jokes or jokes about people with mobility issues.

dr wannabe said...

Guy above: it's Twitter. Have u BEEN on Twitter? people there expect different quality of jokes. there's paedo jokes and all kinds of offensive material. Angry's a saint by comparison

Anonymous said...

Those people making paedo jokes probably aren't doctors.

Although if they are we should really be keeping a close eye on every peadiatrics department in the world

Dr Erhumu - twitter@drerhumu said...

Do wish you the best in your interview, and yes, we eagerly await more jokes.

Anonymous said...

Dear dr medic. I can't help but noticed that you have stopped blogging. Is this because of all the trolls that take refuge on your blog. Please that be bullied into submission by them. The only way you can show that you are above them is by blogging.

dr wannabe said...

Anonymous @ 12.30PM: https://twitter.com/Demented_Jokes

this guy has been known to be a doctor before he changed his username several times. u obviously dont have a twitter acc and if u do, u haven't seen the stuff out there.

and why don't u actually see some of Angry's jokes on twitter before u judge him? the latest ones are all clean. he even speaks in support of autism and special needs.

Vent M.D. said...

Love your posts! Keep em coming ;)