Contrary to popular opinion (and by popular opinion I mean moronic spammers who scoop their brains back out of the toilet bowl every morning after their daily dump and whose vocabulary is limited to Chris Rock lines minus all the bits that are actually clever -- man that felt good. --Editor), I am still alive! Just busy, very busy. Which I'll admit most people are (except for aforementioned spammers --Ed.) except that most people have better time management skills than those of a mentally challenged amoeba. But enough about spammers.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all, and I'll see you after the New Year.
Oh and (massive Doctor Who spoilers - if you haven't watched the Christmas special STOP READING AND CLICK HERE FOO' --Ed.)
THEY TURNED OBAMA INTO JOHN SIMM!