Friday, January 19, 2007

Donald Trump Does Patricia Hewitt

The Trump Hump

(Not like THAT, you perverts. Who do you think Trump is, Professor Scrub? --Editor)

The other day, during one of my many tea-and-crumpets familiarisation sessions with Mr Trump, he told me that before he came to Cambridge, he did quite a bit of firing. Much like State Secretary for Health Patricia Hewitt, actually. He also gave me an exclusive glimpse into his past life when he was laying people off.

This one time, Mr Trump was looking for a new cleaner for Trump Tower, as the upper levels were getting a little dusty, and being the efficiency freak he is, he found a rather large ape who claimed to have previous experience with tall New York buildings. Unfortunately this ape also had trouble showing up for work, and Trump had to fire him. It did not go down well.

From the annals of Donald Trump's history, I give you Trump vs Kong!

19 comments:

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The Anonymous Medical Student said...

Nice work.

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Dan said...

wow. you're getting blog spammed. better put on the word verification.

that was the scariest video ever. serious.

The Angry Medic said...

Anonymous Med Student: That's it? "Nice work" is all you can throw in with a link dump?

And they say we're losing people skills...

*mutter mutter adds you to links*

Dan: Yeah I know! Bloody spammers. But I hate typing in that crap every time I make a comment, so I'm reluctant to do it. We'll see if Captain Spampants returns.

And this video, SCARY? It's Trump vs Kong! Kong's even quite cute when he gets fired. You're supposed to be macho!

Dan said...

yes, that video is scary. especially the part where king kong pulls donald's pants down, and he isn't wearing underwear.

Bohemian Road Nurse... said...

You crack me up!

Indian Medic said...

That video was cute!

Wandering Medic aka The Wanderer said...

Dude, your obsession with trump is verging on stalker territory. Keep it up!

Prof Scrub said...

Dear Trump lover,

I hope you are not suggesting I am a pervert. I may like a bit of humpty dumpty with the older generation and I may find Patricia Hewitt particularly appealing, but my dear Trump Lover, I am no pervert. Well, not always anyway.

Yours sexually satisfied,
Prof Scrub
http://www.scrubbingup.com/blogs/profscrub/blog.asp

the little medic said...

*cough* obsessive *cough*
Someone needs some therapy. ;)

Dan said...

yes. i agree with the little medic.

The Angry Medic said...

Hey! There's nothing wrong with a little healthy obsession with Trump.

Who can resist that hair anyways? :)

Thanks for the comments, folks. I hope you enjoyed the video (wasn't mine). Watch for more from Trump...I've been stalking Stephen Hawking in recent days...

M.A. said...

Angry--I'm thinking about switching to new Blogger and wanted to test it out before I switched. So I have been playing around. Come by my test site and we'll talk Apprentice Talking About The Apprentice Bring Trump with you.

Dan said...

i hope you know trump is straight.

the little medic said...

My gf was at uni in cambridge and when there once I saw Stevie Hawking, I was so impressed *is lame* We stalked him into Borders book shop but he went upstairs in the lift so we lost him :(

SeaSpray said...

Amusing A.M. -totally amusing! :)

p.s. - NOW - I am FINALLY into the show. 3rd show was the charm. I know you will be missing a couple of weeks so when I post about it, I will try to do so without details. ;)

HospitalPhoenix said...

Ew yuck bleurrrrrgh

How could anyone even joke about 'doing' Patsy Fuckwit?

The thought of it makes me want to heave.

The Angry Medic said...

Little Medic: Whoa. You SAW the man himself! I would have been more lame than you. A friend asked what I'd do if I ran into him once, and I blurted out "why, run up to him and ask for hs autograph, of course!"

Then I realised why he doesn't give out autographs. Um. Yes.

*whistles nonchalantly*

Seaspray: Thanks! I replied your comment on your blog and on MA's new one. I'm glad you liked it, but I can't watch it til Wednesday... :( NO SPOILERS!

HospitalPhoenix: Heh. Tell that to Professor Scrub. It's not easy to hoover spewed coffee out of your computer keyboard, you know.

JY said...

By golly! You got kolo-mee all over my desk with that pants-pulling scene. Even the credits were funny. Ye gads.
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