(Not like THAT, you perverts. Who do you think Trump is, Professor Scrub? --Editor)
The other day, during one of my many tea-and-crumpets familiarisation sessions with Mr Trump, he told me that before he came to Cambridge, he did quite a bit of firing. Much like State Secretary for Health Patricia Hewitt, actually. He also gave me an exclusive glimpse into his past life when he was laying people off.
This one time, Mr Trump was looking for a new cleaner for Trump Tower, as the upper levels were getting a little dusty, and being the efficiency freak he is, he found a rather large ape who claimed to have previous experience with tall New York buildings. Unfortunately this ape also had trouble showing up for work, and Trump had to fire him. It did not go down well.
From the annals of Donald Trump's history, I give you Trump vs Kong!