Friday, May 04, 2012

How Different Specialities React

I'm busy this weekend, so I thought I'd leave this for my faithful ardent readers (all three of you. Three and a half if my neighbour brings his dog, who doesn't really read but will at least stare at the screen if you scratch his butt --Editor) to giggle over. This is a clever bit of wordplay on how different medical specialities react to changes.

The British Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldnt hear of it. The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London.
Found via Dr Zorro's blog. Now don't cry, dear readers, I'll be back again real soon. I know loads and loads of you wait with anticipation every day just to see what else I've writte--


Dammit.

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3 comments:

dr wannabe said...

Great stuff - they should hav had one for medical students...

Anonymous said...

I know what he's getting at. NO WAY! Cure-the-scak, that's what!

Sneha S said...

LOL. Proctologists are the smartest!

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