Scanning my stats, I realise that I've lost a substantial amount of my original readership, as often happens when you're the laziest blogger on the planet and stop updating for a few months (don't look at me like that okay? I had a life-changing event. Whaddya mean "No you didn't, you're just as lazy as before?" Am NOT! I'll give you proof, too. Right after *yawn* this nap... --Editor)
So to keep you reading, a taste of coming posts: Kazakhstan mourns the death of its national hero Borat! The Discworld mourns the Alzheimer's of its creator Terry Pratchett! The Island of Hot Half-Naked Amazons celebrates the return of their Sex God, the Angry Medic!*
Happy Holidays folks!
*Aha! Just checking to see if you were paying attention...one of those isn't true. I don't think the Kazakhs are really very upset. --Ed