Me: Pfft that's easy. Thrombolytic drug.
Voice In My Head: And what does it DO?
Me: Uhm...prevents blood from clotting.
Voice In My Head: And what is it made of?
Me: That's ridiculous. That's not gonna be on the exam!
Voice In My Head: Oh yes it is.
Me: No it's not.
Voice In My Head: Yes it IS, dumbass. Look at last year's paper, Subsection 2 Question 53a.*
Me: WHAT? They can't ask THAT! That's obscure to the point of being retarded!
Voice In My Head: YOU'RE the retard, retard. No coffee break for you. Now what's anistreplase made of?
This is nuts, you know.
*question number changed for privacy. Exam papers have feelings too.