Sunday, June 12, 2016

Heard Around The Hospital: Father's Day


"Hey doc, next week's my 25th wedding anniversary."

"Wow, congratulations! So close to Father's Day, too."

"Actually, I proposed to my wife on Father's Day. Know what I told her?"


"No, I--"

"I walked up to her and said, Hey baby, aren't you going to wish me Happy Father's Day? Because I'm the future father of your children."

And patients say I'M weird.

23 comments:

  1. Miss you so much, Angry, don't know what else to day :(

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  2. You can always rely on patients to come out with something shocking. Happy I came across your blog

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  3. Anonymous10:32 pm

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  4. What the fuck was that last comment? I know it wasn't you, Angry

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  5. Why, Angry, why are you hating on me....? It alreay happened with someone else another Med Student. why again?

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  7. Momma Tracy : Hey Tracy, I just saw all this. I'm not sure what was typed, but I most definitely do NOT hate you, and am very fond of you! We've been friends for years! I noticed a couple of unauthorised logins on my account and have beefed up my security. Not sure if it was a hack or just something I worded poorly, but I certainly meant no offense Momma Tracy! If you have a screenshot of whatever was posted, please email it to me. You know I love you!

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