Sunday, June 12, 2016

Heard Around The Hospital: Father's Day

"Hey doc, next week's my 25th wedding anniversary."

"Wow, congratulations! So close to Father's Day, too."

"Actually, I proposed to my wife on Father's Day. Know what I told her?"

"No, I--"

"I walked up to her and said, Hey baby, aren't you going to wish me Happy Father's Day? Because I'm the future father of your children."

And patients say I'M weird.