"Hey doc, next week's my 25th wedding anniversary."
"Wow, congratulations! So close to Father's Day, too."
"Actually, I proposed to my wife on Father's Day. Know what I told her?"
"No, I--"
"I walked up to her and said, Hey baby, aren't you going to wish me Happy Father's Day? Because I'm the future father of your children."
And patients say I'M weird.
